Metrics Are...

Metrics are

According to Google (and Google knows everything), metrics are ...

• Metrics are bunk
• Metrics are not available
• Metrics are used in marketing
• Metrics are important
• Metrics are the message
• Metrics are worthless
• Metrics are crap
• Metrics are horrible
• Metrics are changing
• Metrics are killing creativity
• Metrics are wrong
• Metrics are dangerous
• Metrics are king!
• Metrics are just candy for the boss
• Metrics are not enough
• Metrics are critical for startups
• Metrics are a false idol
• Metrics are in 'Crisis'
• Metrics are hard to kill
• Metrics are outdated
• Metrics are too simple
• Metrics are coming!
• Metrics are spreading
• Metrics are essential
• Metrics are needed
• Metrics are awesome

Can you add to the list?

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This article originally appeared in my blog: All Things Quality

	My name is Joe Strazzere and I'm currently a Director of Quality Assurance. I like to lead, to test, and occasionally to write about leading and testing. Find me at http://strazzere.blogspot.com/.