June 6, 2006

Magic 8-Ball Answers

When the answer "42" isn't appropriate, it's time to break out the Magic 8-Ball for answers to foolish questions:



  • Signs point to yes.


  • Yes.


  • Reply hazy, try again.


  • Without a doubt.


  • My sources say no.


  • As I see it, yes.


  • You may rely on it.


  • Concentrate and ask again.


  • Outlook not so good.


  • It is decidedly so.


  • Better not tell you now.


  • Very doubtful.


  • Yes - definitely.


  • It is certain.


  • Cannot predict now.


  • Most likely.


  • Ask again later.


  • My reply is no.


  • Outlook good.


  • Don't count on it.